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This free app brings the best fortunes to you without wasting all of those cookies. Just shake your device, and watch a life-like cookie rattle around the screen, breaking open to offer to you some of lifes "gems" of inspiration. With twangy background music and vivid graphics when an item is unlocked, this app delivers the fortune cookie experience that many look forward to at the end of their Eastern meal with a techie twist to keep you interested and entertained. As one of our most successful apps, it has been featured in New and Noteworthy, and its already begun to earn acclaim of critics: "Sometimes, its good to have a free little app remind you that you arent the center of the universe, youre problems arent that bad, and sheep do, infect, shrink in the rain." --AppAdvice Features: *Start out with 80 fortunes and unlock more for a grand total of 200 fortunes *All fortunes are unique and humorous *Awesome retro table clothes *Amazingly detailed graphics *Funny messages, ranging from puns to intelligent insults *Built-in sharing feature with Facebook and Twitter. Show your friends your favorite funny fortunes. *A SECRET PRIZE once all the fortunes and table clothes have been unlocked Best of all, this app is completely free. No hidden update prices or surprise necessary upgrades. Just keep on shaking the fortune cookie on your path to Enlightenment and finding the meaning of life. Some of these pithy sayings include: "Expect a letter from the IRS this week." "You should get that thing looked at by a professional." "Everyone will laugh at you." "Your gene pool could use a little chlorine" "If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them?" If you enjoyed these, then download the app for 95 more! Have something to say about Badass Fortune Cookie? Send us an email at [email protected] and let us know whats on your mind. Wed love to hear from you. Follow us on Twitter for news, updates, and future app releases: @MilkDrinkingCow Like us on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/milkdrinkingcow