First Rule Fireplace at Mac App Store analyse

So, you wanted to download a fireplace app. Neat! This is a perfectly good one! *background voice* "But wait! There are SO MANY other fireplace apps to download for AppleTV!" Pff. Do any of them have music to accompany them? What about rain? *background voice* "Man, he has a pretty good point." Introducing First Rule Fireplace. A great look for your TV, but with some nice rain and smooth jazz looping in the background for maximum relaxation. *background voice* "Smooth jazz is lame! And I like the sun more!" Again, PFF. Simply swipe in either direction to adjust the volume of the background noise. If you want just a fireplace on your screen, then by all means, youll have just a fireplace on your screen. *background voice* "This one fireplace is dumb - what if I want to switch to a different one?" Double click on your remote to switch fireplaces. You are welcome. *background voice* "But what about that weird name? What does First Rule mean?" If I could tell you, I would, but I dont want to break the first (or the second) rule by telling you. (Those of you who get the reference, please enjoy - I made this strictly for you.) Thank you very much for your download, and please let me know how you like it!!!