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H*nest Meditation

H*nest Meditation at Mac App Store analyse

Headley for Freelance, Inc.
6,192 ratings · Power index: 2307
Version 1.6
Size 174.69 Mb
Updated 5 years ago
Released 06 Jan 2016

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Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language. Praise for the original video: "Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company "This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed "Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post "I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo

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Monthly Downloads > 50.75k
Est. Revenue ~ $20.76k

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Pricing by country

Country Price
Canada 2.99 CAD
China 15 CNY
France 1.99 EUR
Germany 1.99 EUR
Italy 1.99 EUR
Netherlands 1.99 EUR
Portugal 1.99 EUR
Spain 1.99 EUR
Poland 2.29 EUR
UK 1.99 GBP
India 199 INR
Japan 300 JPY
Korea, Republic Of 3300 KRW
Poland 9.99 PLN
Russia 199 RUB
Turkey 99.99 TRY
USA 1.99 USD
Korea, Republic Of 2.19 USD
Ukraine 1.99 USD

Mindfulness is my fullness

W. Kempf · 10 years ago · v1.1

Plug in your headphones, unlpug the bathtub full of sh*t you are floating in and reappear in your fully holyness saying: "Everything Jesus does, I can do better." Feeling blessed has never been so easy.

Surprisingly epic.

Youngs wifey · 9 years ago · v1.3

I do this daily, morning and evening (if not in between clients at work); and its extremely calming and helpful.

Best f*ing $2 youll evah spend!

Starheir Ekd · 9 years ago · v1.3

I asked for the maker to develop this app last year and had forgotten about it since I couldnt keep up finding it on the web repeatedly. Now bliss is just an app away. Good for your laugh yoga too. Hope Im never able to do the silence thing with this one!

The three ring sh*t show of my life doesnt bother me so much anymore.

Beverly F in GA · 9 years ago · v1.3

I just finished the best meditation of my life. As I chanted "f*ck that" over and over again in my mind I was able to let go the thoughts of anger and hurt that my nannyf*cker of a husband and his cheap nasty home-wrecking ho have reaped up on me. Pay the money. Peace is priceless.

Love it

Dana 213 · 9 years ago · v1.3

This is one of the best meditations Ive found. It speaks to me in my own language and makes me feel incredibly calm in the end. Highly recommended!

Epically funny, strangely peaceful

fernstyle · 9 years ago · v1.3

Not only is this reliably able to make me cry with laughter, every time, but it has the magical effect of actually giving me the calm, happy feeling afterwards that real meditation is supposed to provide. Worth every penny.

F*cking bl*ss!

Dcbritboy · 9 years ago · v1.3

Ok, so its difficult to get through the first couple of run throughs with a straight face, but this really is peaceful sh*t. All I can say is "thank f*cking you" Jeff Lewis.