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Version
1.0
Size
48.32 Mb
Updated
9 years ago
Released
03 Jun 2016
Description
There once was a man who loved no one.
He loved tacos but disliked people who made them.
He loved toupees but would never acknowledge wearing one.
He loved women but could not resist belittling them.
Nevertheless he was a fair man. In his mind everyone else was a loser.
He hated people who did not look like him. And for the others he did not like them either.
Donald was a fair man.
Donald was also smart.
The greatest trick Donald ever pulled was convincing the world he did not wear a toupee.
His second greatest trick was hiding his birth certificate in one of his toupees.
But Donald was ill.
If he did not say anything vulgar stupid or racist every 15 seconds he would explode.
Same if he came in contact with a minority.
Help Donald move from room to room in the Dump Tower and survive.
Or Let him die in agony.
Up to you.
Estimates
Availability
Devices
iPhone4
iPad2Wifi
iPad23G
iPhone4S
iPadThirdGen
iPadThirdGen4G
iPhone5
iPodTouchFifthGen
iPadFourthGen
iPadFourthGen4G
iPadMini
iPadMini4G
iPhone5c
iPhone5s
iPadAir
iPadAirCellular
iPadMiniRetina
iPadMiniRetinaCellular
iPhone6
iPhone6Plus
iPadAir2
iPadAir2Cellular
iPadMini3
iPadMini3Cellular
iPodTouchSixthGen
iPhone6s
iPhone6sPlus
iPadMini4
iPadMini4Cellular
iPadPro
iPadProCellular
iPadPro97
iPadPro97Cellular
iPhoneSE
Pricing by country
| Country | Price |
|---|---|
| USA | 0.99 USD |