Oyadius2 at Mac App Store analyse

Oyadius has been spotted! A nostalgic style, old geezer action game, that has made its way from across the Oyaji Galaxy! You’ve saved the earth! Now make your way to the alien command base and finish off Oyadius once and for all! **Be forewarned...the Oyajius Galaxy is comprised of reverse rainbow matter that may cause a slight uncontrollability factor!! A Touching Story 2015 A.D. Sometime around the end of March. . . . possibly the 28th. Mankind has survived a devastating onslaught by invaders from the Oyaji Galaxy. But the tides have changed , and a counter attack is taking place! Dr. Musashi Yamato of U.D.O.N (Uber Domestic Organic Nutrition), with the help of Professor Obokata, have developed an anti-Oyadius weapon! The Super Protective Armour Type Suit. Or as Professor Obokata likes to call it, “the SPAT suit!” The following year, Professor Obokata was able to defeated his political adversaries. But the Earth is still in danger! Oyadius could strike again at any moment! Due to your bravery through your actions as "The 30 Dot Solution", the International Forces have requested your assistance in overthrowing Oyajius. In the previous war, you were the man of the hour! You were given everything you wanted, money, women, fancy homes, luxurious cars. But it all sent you tumbling into a life of lazyness. You continued to refuse requests by the International Forces. But one day, while eating a bowl of ramen ,you saw something. . . a fly. . .drowned in the twisted vines of the noodles you were eating. You : “My fight isn’t over!” Sensing you would come ,Dr. Yamaoto already had plans for you. Dr. Yamamoto: “I’m sorry to tell you,but. . . unfortunately, you are the only person the SPAT suit will fit. We have high expectations for you. So,get going! All this excitement has made me tired. I’m going on vacation to my summer home in Azumino city! Good luck! You have know idea what you will find in in the Oyajius Galaxy. . . or what you have to do. . . or where you have to go. . . or what you will find. . . BUT! You must save the future of mankind! Even if for only a little while longer! ===Ending=== Upon finally arriving at the Oyajius command base, you came upon a shocking revelation… Oyadius wasn’t even in there! In fact, he wasn’t even IN the Oyaji Galaxy. . . The only thing you found was a single letter that said,”I’ve gone on vacation. Don’t follow me.” And so, for a short time, there was peace on earth. However, one question still remains. Where did Oyadius go….. The mystery deepens……