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Version
2.1
Size
34.96 Mb
Updated
3 weeks ago
Released
21 Jun 2018
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Description
Insult thy friends and foes alike, Shakespearean style!
Borrow from the Bard and unleash over 851 QUADRILLION fresh and fierce insults to impress and confuse. That's 851,000,000,000,000,000 in case you're wondering — now try and read that number 3 times in a row, we dare you! All we know is it's enough to insult everyone on Earth... twice a second... until the sun burns out.
Man.... Shakespeare was a MEAN guy!
Every insult is completely unique, so keep your friends guessing on how you keep 'em coming! Never struggle for comebacks again! Win those banter battles! ...Or alternatively have a laugh with your friends over coffee. (Or whatever's your beverage of choice.)
Features:
- Save your favourite insults to revisit later.
- Share insults on social media... there's no escape from your cruel wit!
- Home Screen widget delivers a fresh insult every morning. Rise and shine.
- Includes real insults straight from Shakespeare's works, with act and scene references.
- Tap any word for a definition, and smugly expand your lexicon.
- Hear insults read aloud in a suitably dramatic voice.
- Night edition scroll theme for scheming in the dark.
- Browse your full insult history — every barb, catalogued for posterity.
Still sitting on the fence? Here's a sample:
- "Your goatish sheath is the greatest thing about ye."
- "Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!"
- "I am sick when I do look on thou, ye unwash'd baboon."
- "Ah, you capering minion, you were born to do me shame."
- "Swaggering satan."
So what are you waiting for? Get insulting with style using the world's most beautifully designed burn generator, you lubberly scoundrel!
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Availability
Devices
iPhone5s
iPadAir
iPadAirCellular
iPadMiniRetina
iPadMiniRetinaCellular
iPhone6
iPhone6Plus
iPadAir2
iPadAir2Cellular
iPadMini3
iPadMini3Cellular
iPodTouchSixthGen
iPhone6s
iPhone6sPlus
iPadMini4
iPadMini4Cellular
iPadPro
iPadProCellular
iPadPro97
iPadPro97Cellular
iPhoneSE
iPhone7
iPhone7Plus
iPad611
iPad612
iPad71
iPad72
iPad73
iPad74
iPhone8
iPhone8Plus
iPhoneX
iPad75
iPad76
iPhoneXS
iPhoneXSMax
iPhoneXR
iPad812
iPad834
iPad856
iPad878
iPadMini5
iPadMini5Cellular
iPadAir3
iPadAir3Cellular
iPodTouchSeventhGen
iPhone11
iPhone11Pro
iPadSeventhGen
iPadSeventhGenCellular
iPhone11ProMax
iPhoneSESecondGen
iPadProSecondGen
iPadProSecondGenCellular
iPadProFourthGen
iPadProFourthGenCellular
iPhone12Mini
iPhone12
iPhone12Pro
iPhone12ProMax
iPadAir4
iPadAir4Cellular
iPadEighthGen
iPadEighthGenCellular
iPadProThirdGen
iPadProThirdGenCellular
iPadProFifthGen
iPadProFifthGenCellular
iPhone13Pro
iPhone13ProMax
iPhone13Mini
iPhone13
iPadMiniSixthGen
iPadMiniSixthGenCellular
iPadNinthGen
iPadNinthGenCellular
iPhoneSEThirdGen
iPadAirFifthGen
iPadAirFifthGenCellular
iPhone14
iPhone14Plus
iPhone14Pro
iPhone14ProMax
iPadTenthGen
iPadTenthGenCellular
iPadPro11FourthGen
iPadPro11FourthGenCellular
iPadProSixthGen
iPadProSixthGenCellular
Pricing by country
| Country | Price |
|---|---|
| Canada | free |
| China | free |
| France | free |
| Germany | free |
| Italy | free |
| Netherlands | free |
| Portugal | free |
| Spain | free |
| UK | free |
| India | free |
| Japan | free |
| Korea, Republic Of | free |
| Poland | free |
| Russia | free |
| Turkey | free |
| USA | free |
| Ukraine | free |
Version History
Latest: 2.1
Free update! Shrewd! is now free with ads, and a one-time purchase to remove them. If you already bought the app, your ad-free experience continues, no action needed!
What's new:
- Home Screen widget — a fresh insult delivered to your Home Screen every morning.
- Insult history — browse every insult you've ever generated.
- Dark mode — a night edition scroll theme for scheming in the dark.
- Tap-to-define — tap any word for its definition (and a laugh).
- Branded share cards — share insults as parchment scroll images.
- Hear it aloud — insults read in a suitably dramatic voice.
- 200+ templates and 500+ words — quadrillions of unique combinations.
- Funnier definitions — the dictionary got a rewrite. It's meaner now.
- Full accessibility support — VoiceOver, Dynamic Type, and more.
- Daily insult notifications — opt in from the About screen.
Price changed to $1.99
v1.1.5
3 weeks ago
