Swine Flu Scanner (Cure and Fingerprint Test Analyzer) at Mac App Store analyse

Do you have Swine Flu? What about your friends, family or co-workers? Buy Swine Flu Scanner and have hours of fun scanning fingerprints to see who has Swine Flu and your level of infection! Please note: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true fingerprint scanning functionality! Swine Flu Scanner features: - Consultations with Dr Ham Funk - Ability to rig the result with secret hidden buttons - Facebook integration - post diagnosis to Facebook - Experimental Cures administered by Dr Ham Funk - Electroshock treatment with shocking vibrate - Varying levels of infection - Great graphics and ear-piercing sound effects - Cute pigs 5-Star User Reviews: ***** "In an office full of girls I used this app to break the ice. Had them all in stitches" - UK ***** "I love this app!" - USA ***** "Its so funny. My friends luv it!" - USA ***** "AAA+ Great practical joke. Always a good laugh" - Aus ***** "Its sweet. Get it" - UK ***** "Very funny" - UK ***** "So entertaining and funny its worth 99 cents" - USA ***** "This is a fun app, easily worth $0.99" - USA ***** "Best game ever" - USA After your diagnosis get a consultation and an experimental cure in the relaxing offices of our resident Quack - Dr Ham Funk, an Uncertified Swine Flu Practitioner, fresh out of Mexico City University? The animal that gave us pork, ham and bacon, now serves a fourth, unwanted helping of Swine Flu. Get the entertaining application that is spreading around the globe faster than the disease it diagnoses - Swine Flu Scanner. If you like Dr Funk, check out his new application Stool Scanner by searching for it on iTunes. Instructions for secret hidden button - The 5 secret buttons are at the very bottom of the screen, laid out from left to right - Use the buttons to preselect result from Uninfected on the very left to Extreme on the very right. If no selection is made result is random - Result will continue to be the selected infection until another selection is made or cure performed Obvious disclaimer: If you seriously think you have Swine Flu, please contact your certified medical practitioner. Remember that Dr Ham Funk is a joke amateur quack!