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Version
27.1.1
Size
1.88 Mb
Updated
3 days ago
Released
12 Aug 2011
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Description
The perfect reply usually arrives on the stairs, half an hour late. Insultation has it ready in about three seconds.
Four kinds of line, written fresh each time:
Insults — short, sharp, and the right side of mean. For when "what a lovely person" won't do.
Quotes — wry observations about people, work and getting older.
Birthdays — one-liners for the people you love enough to roast.
Excuses — for getting out of things you don't want to be at, in a way nobody can really argue with.
NEW: ASK SIRI
"Hey Siri, insult me." Or ask for an excuse, a quote, or a birthday jab. Siri reads the line out and puts it on a card, without you opening anything — which is the point, because the moment you need one of these is rarely a moment you can look at a screen. It works from the Action Button and in Shortcuts.
READ IT OUT, OR SEND IT
Tap once for a new line, tap the speaker to have it read aloud, or share it straight into a message.
WRITTEN ON YOUR DEVICE
On iPhones with Apple Intelligence every line is written fresh, on the device, each time you ask. Where that isn't available the app falls back to four hundred hand-written lines that ship inside it, so it works the same on a plane, in a pub with no signal, or on an older phone.
A daily notification is optional — one line a day, composed on your device.
NOTHING LEAVES YOUR PHONE
No accounts. No tracking. No data collection. No subscriptions. No ads. The privacy nutrition label says "Data Not Collected", and the app has nothing to send anywhere even if it wanted to.
Made by Indy.inc in the United Kingdom.
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Devices
iPodTouchSecondGen
iPhone3G
iPhone3GS
iPadWifi
iPad3G
iPhone4
iPodTouchThirdGen
iPodTouchFourthGen
iPad2Wifi
iPad23G
iPhone4S
iPadThirdGen
iPadThirdGen4G
iPhone5
iPodTouchFifthGen
iPadFourthGen
iPadFourthGen4G
iPadMini
iPadMini4G
iPhone5c
iPhone5s
iPadAir
iPadAirCellular
iPadMiniRetina
iPadMiniRetinaCellular
iPhone6
iPhone6Plus
iPadAir2
iPadAir2Cellular
iPadMini3
iPadMini3Cellular
iPodTouchSixthGen
iPhone6s
iPhone6sPlus
iPadMini4
iPadMini4Cellular
iPadPro
iPadProCellular
iPadPro97
iPadPro97Cellular
iPhoneSE
iPhone7
iPhone7Plus
iPad611
iPad612
iPad71
iPad72
iPad73
iPad74
iPhone8
iPhone8Plus
iPhoneX
iPad75
iPad76
iPhoneXS
iPhoneXSMax
iPhoneXR
iPad812
iPad834
iPad856
iPad878
iPadMini5
iPadMini5Cellular
iPadAir3
iPadAir3Cellular
iPodTouchSeventhGen
iPhone11
iPhone11Pro
iPadSeventhGen
iPadSeventhGenCellular
iPhone11ProMax
iPhoneSESecondGen
iPadProSecondGen
iPadProSecondGenCellular
iPadProFourthGen
iPadProFourthGenCellular
iPhone12Mini
iPhone12
iPhone12Pro
iPhone12ProMax
iPadAir4
iPadAir4Cellular
iPadEighthGen
iPadEighthGenCellular
iPadProThirdGen
iPadProThirdGenCellular
iPadProFifthGen
iPadProFifthGenCellular
iPhone13Pro
iPhone13ProMax
iPhone13Mini
iPhone13
iPadMiniSixthGen
iPadMiniSixthGenCellular
iPadNinthGen
iPadNinthGenCellular
iPhoneSEThirdGen
iPadAirFifthGen
iPadAirFifthGenCellular
iPhone14
iPhone14Plus
iPhone14Pro
iPhone14ProMax
iPadTenthGen
iPadTenthGenCellular
iPadPro11FourthGen
iPadPro11FourthGenCellular
iPadProSixthGen
iPadProSixthGenCellular
Pricing by country
| Country | Price |
|---|---|
| Canada | 0.99 CAD |
| China | 8 CNY |
| France | 0.99 EUR |
| Germany | 0.99 EUR |
| Italy | 0.99 EUR |
| Netherlands | 0.99 EUR |
| Portugal | 0.99 EUR |
| Spain | 0.99 EUR |
| UK | 0.99 GBP |
| India | 99 INR |
| Japan | 150 JPY |
| Korea, Republic Of | 1100 KRW |
| Poland | 4.99 PLN |
| Russia | 99 RUB |
| Turkey | 49.99 TRY |
| USA | 0.99 USD |
| Ukraine | 0.99 USD |
Version History
Latest: 27.1.1
ASK SIRI
"Hey Siri, insult me." Or an excuse, a quote, or a birthday jab. Siri reads the line out and shows it on a card — no need to open the app, which matters given the moment you want one of these is usually mid-conversation. It works from the Action Button and in Shortcuts.
WHEN WE ASK FOR A RATING
We ask when a line has actually been used — shared with someone, or read out loud — and never on launch, never from a menu. If you have just tapped the speaker, the ask waits until the line has finished being read: talking over the punchline would rather defeat the object.
At most three times a year, counted by the app rather than left to chance. "Not Now" costs you nothing and we will not ask again for months.
ALSO
• Fixed: the rating prompt used to count lines viewed, which went up fastest for the people the app was serving worst — twenty taps of "New" means nothing shown yet was good enough. It now waits until something is actually used.
• Fixed: the prompt could be spent invisibly on a cold launch after an update. It is now counted per person, not per release.
• The listing has been corrected. It previously described saving lines, which the app does not do, and promised quotes from Wilde, Churchill and Parker. The quotes are original one-liners, not famous ones, and are now described as such.
v26.5.2
3 days ago
v002
3 months ago
